their poetry is driving
everybody
crazy

pay off
baudelaire's debt

heal
the wrist shot by verlaine

heal
verlaine's wife

their poetry is driving
everybody
crazy

teach
burroughs to shoot straight

show
rilke's mother how to dress a boy

bring
sanity to the lost mind of Al's

their poetry is driving
everybody
crazy

tell
mailer to stop playing with knives

remind
miller to leave those young women alone

explain
to sylvia that gas should only be used for cooking

their poetry is driving
everybody
crazy

give
hemingway a wet kiss on the lips

give
stein one

put
eliot back in the bank

their poetry is driving
everybody
crazy

put
pound back in his kennel

beg
frost to write about the big smoke

send
bukowski a kind father

their poetry has driven
everybody
crazy